Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

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What if the government actually did cover something up in Roswell? What if yetis exist and are just really shy? What if super-intelligent lizards are wearing human skin suits, influencing international affairs and recording podcasts? Conspiracy theories are cool because they appeal to our evolved logical human brains and our stupid mammal idiot brains. So join comedian and skeptic Katelyn Hempstead as her brilliant friends try to convince her of these and many other conspiracy theories.

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Sturgill Simpson Is a CIA Assassin with George Barber

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Do you like music? Of course you do! And you’re gonna love this extremely in depth conversation about George and Katelyn’s favorite players in the wonderful world of alt-country (whatever that means!!!) We talk Americana, the Nashville machine,…

Ben Carson and Stacey Dash Are Racist Robots with Travis Coles

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Buckle up buddies because we are about to get POLITICAL. Our guest is the unbelievably funny and brilliant Travis Coles, and he has a theory so bold and shocking that it just might destroy politics and celebrity culture as we know it. He thinks that…

Fran Theory Mini Ep. #7 – Futurama + The Simpsons = Illuminati

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The Eye of Horus. The Pyramid. Bender’s shiny metal ass. All these things are powerful Illuminati symbols, designed to brainwash the masses and bring us sheeple peacefully into servitude. Don’t believe us? Well we got the RECEIPTS buddy!! In this…

GMOs and Pesticides with Jackie Michele Johnson

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Genetically modified organisms. Pesticides. Chemical fertilizers. They’re on everything except a dang label. But are these integral parts of agriculture in the modern world? Or are they hot toxic garbage designed to make us sick so that They can…

The Sodder Children with Tamar Stevens

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One of the great American mysteries of the 20th century began on Christmas Eve of 1945 in West Virginia. West Virginia!! The story of the missing Sodder children has haunted the country ever since, and what might appear to be a simple and depressing…

Catcher In The Rye Triggers Assassins with Cassi Jerkins

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JD Salinger’s seminal novel Catcher In The Rye has been THE classic teen angst bible for half a century. It’s beloved by alienated teens and weird adults alike. But what if the book is more than just the story of an emo little shithead wandering…

The Mothman with Dave Child

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Fan fave Dave Child is back! And this time he’s tackling one of the great American urban legends – the Mothman himself. This very serious look at West Virginia’s favorite cryptid and Richard Gere’s least favorite film covers all the…

Avril Lavigne Is Dead with Kasey Koop

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Hasn’t every little girl dreamed of being a pop star? The fame, the outfits, the chance to goad your best friend into suicide so that you can take over her life and then record some cutesy pop albums. This wicked little conspiracy dates all the way…

New Coke Was Planned To Fail with Will Hines

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We’d like to buy the world a… SHAM?!? There’s an unsavory episode in the history of Coca Cola that the biggest soda company in the world would like you to forget about (actually there are a bunch, look it up). But in this case, we’re talking…

Paul Is Dead with Greg Smith

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The loveable lads from Liverpool led a laudable life and left a lasting legacy. But what if there’s more to the story than just ‘four dudes did good tunes’? What if the story of The Beatles also involved… A CONSPIRACY THEORY??!? The rumour…

Beyonce’s Pregnancy Surrogate with Molly Fite and Liz Jenkins

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You might think you know everything about the theory that Beyonce used a surrogate to give birth to little Blue. Honey? YOU KNOW NOTHING. Our wonderful guests for this episode – Molly Fite and Liz Jenkins – argue that there is a huge web of…

Elvis Is Alive with Clare Loughran

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Elvis sightings. They’re as all-American as IHOP and as elusive as an IHOP with clean tables. But why has the conspiracy theory that Elvis Presley faked his own death endured for so long? And why does the National Enquirer STILL post about it? These…

Walt Disney’s Cryogenically Frozen Body with Rachel Chapman

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Did you know about the tragic story about what Epcot Center might have been? Do you know why Disney animators used to call Walt a tree in the woods (or something like that)? DO YOU KNOW WHERE WALT’S FROZEN BODY IS BURIED?? If you seek the answers to…

NBA Referees Rigged the 2016 Finals with Naomi Villa

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Basketball is the only sport worth watching. What, is that too hot of a take for you? TOO BAD. Prepare to get fired up about sports minutiae, as our guest Naomi Villa walks us through the conspiracy theory that referees rigged the 2016 NBA…

All Celebrities Wear Wigs with Erin Byrne

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Katie Holmes at Pilates? Oprah Winfrey riding in a John Deere tractor for charity? Chris Evans glazing  pottery at a Color Me Mine? If they’re a celebrity in public, you better believe they’re wearing a wig. At least, according to our illustrious…

HAARP and DARPA with Maggie Monahan

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This HAARP ain’t in a philharmonic, that’s for sure. Will that be the worst joke this episode? No. This week we get all up into the mysterious  High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program, located in glamorous Gakona, Alaska. HAARP is at…

Beyonce Killed Joan Rivers with Jesse and Julian

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In a Lizard People first, we have TWO illustrious guests on this episode. And prepare yourself, because it’s double the giggles. Julian Gonzales and Jesse Esparza of the Extra Extra Podcast are here to teach us all about one of the most dastardly…

Fran Theory Mini Ep. #6 – Beyonce’s Fake Pregnancy

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Do we have a treat for you, precious Lizzies! This week’s mini episode featured an in-depth conversation about all the Beyonce pregnancy rumors. We tackle the mismatched dates, the weird tummy fold, even that extremely credible story about the armpit…

The Montreal Screwjob with Jon Mackey

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You like professional wrestling? The thing is, even if you think you don’t, you honestly do. From the pageantry to the hella ripped bods to the powerful community that’s congealed around it, wrestling has become so much more than just a goofy rigged…

9/11 Was An Inside Job with (REDACTED)

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Wowie zowie, it’s our 50th episode! It’s been a blast to take this journey with all of you, and we think it was a blast to record this ep but somehow nobody really remembers doing it? It’s weird, we all just sort of have a blank 48 hours in our…