Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

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What if the government actually did cover something up in Roswell? What if yetis exist and are just really shy? What if super-intelligent lizards are wearing human skin suits, influencing international affairs and recording podcasts? Conspiracy theories are cool because they appeal to our evolved logical human brains and our stupid mammal idiot brains. So join comedian and skeptic Katelyn Hempstead as her brilliant friends try to convince her of these and many other conspiracy theories.

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The Patriarchy with Elle Eckley

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Whatever you’re expecting from this episode, gird your loins for a wild surprise! Very fun comedian Elle Eckley stopped by the Lizard’s Den to argue that the Patriarchy (the social system that defines our gender roles and keeps women down) is actually…

The Grand Grimoire with Patrick Ehlers

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Some people are scared of clowns. Some are scared of dying alone. Some are even scared of cute harmless little frogs. But one thing we can all agree on is that Satan is SCARY! Hilarious and erudite comedian Patrick Ehlers came on the podcast to tell…

One Direction Babygate with Brooke Hartnett

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We’ve covered some dark conspiracy theories on this podcast. Things like Illuminati sacrifices, owl murders, secret Republican orgies, and good old fashioned fake deaths. But this has to be the most twisted, bleak, disturbing one of all. What if Louis…

Fran Theory Mini Ep. #2 – The Truth About Taylor

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Turn on your iTunes. She’s there. Check your Facebook. She’s there. Look up into the sky at a tall white crane that’s soaring majestically through a cloud. Taylor Swift is there too. The gal is everywhere, and her career has been going strong for…

Corporate Conspiracies with Scott Thiede

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Ever feel like the whole world is conspiring against you? Like the fat cats and the corporations and the government want to keep you down? Well according to our guest, brilliant comedian Scott Thiede, you’re dead right!! Scott thinks that there’s a…

Animal Uprising with Ele Woods

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Something is happening in the ocean. Strange deaths, unexplained disappearances, mean rude stingrays. But what if these odd coincidences are in fact… AN ANIMAL CONSPIRACY. Our guest Ele Woods – a smart and hilarious comedian and also excellent…

The Shakespeare Authorship Question with Jeff Zuschlag

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Do you enjoy hearing hardcore theatre nerds geek out over Shakespeare? Well then you’re gonna go gaga for this ep! The very funny and shockingly smart comedian Jeff Zuschlag came on the podcast to cover on of the nearest and dearest subjects to our…

The Fake Moon Landing with Matt Johnson

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In this episode acclaimed director, writer, and Canadian Matt Johnson stops by the studio to tell us the real deal truth about the moon landing. Namely, that it for sure actually happened! Turns out he knows more than just about anyone under 70 about…

The 1985 NBA Draft with Jake Regal

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In this episode, we find out that Jake Regal (actor and comedian and multi-talented man) can play a college student with uncanny accuracy. Plus, he knows literally everything about wrestling. This week we explored the dramatic (and probably rigged)…

Lizard People and David Icke with Brandon Blanks

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Get ready for a high-intensity, fast-talking, chakra-busting, Catalina-denying, chicken-teething good time! Genius writer and director Brandon Blanks stopped by to talk about interdimensional lizard aliens and the possible messiah David Icke. We say…

JFK and the CIA with Maria Perros

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JFK’s assassination is one of the greatest American conspiracy theories. And our guest, the hilarious and crazy smart Maria Perros fully did it justice with her amazing argument that he was betrayed by the CIA. By his own CIA, people!!! In this…

The Owl Theory with Allegra Ringo

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Our guest this week is Allegra Ringo, hilarious comedian and co-host of the amazing podcast This conspiracy involves the very sad passing of Kathleen Peterson, who seems like an extremely nice person. Her husband was jailed for her murder, but since…

The Beatles Never Existed with Todd McClintock

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It’s the return of a champion! Fran fave Todd McClintock is back, this time with an appallingly stupid conspiracy theory involving The Beatles, eyebrows, earlobes, lies, money, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll. This theory posits that there were multiple…

Ancient Astronauts with Mark David Christenson

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What if angels were just aliens? What if the pyramids were build by lazers? What if the war on Christmas was a real thing? All these questions and more are answered on this episode, in which Mark David Christenson addresses the theory that ancient…

Bush and Britney with Sarah Franklin

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We all know Brit Brit had a pretty tough go of it in 2007. But not a lot of people remember that George W. Bush was doing the political equivalent of shaving his head and fighting paparazzi with umbrellas. Guest Sarah Franklin makes a SHOCKINGLY…

Fran Theory Mini Ep. #1 – The Ballad of Melania Trump

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Melania Trump had a pretty bad night at the Republican National Convention. Oh well, everyone screws up sometimes and plagiarizes from one of the most famous people in the world. OR DO THEY??? Maybe Melania was actually sabotaged by one of the merry…

Bohemian Grove with Dave Child

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At first it’s gonna seem like Dave Child (actor and comedian and wonderful person) doesn’t believe his own conspiracy theory. But about halfway into this episode things got really weird. Maybe the Bohemian Grove is just a campground where rich old…

Big Pharma with Omri Kruvi

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Look, we all agree that the pharmaceutical industry is messed up. Like real messed up. But is it messed up…on purpose? Eh, probly not. Our guest this week, writer and funny guy Omri Kruvi, isn’t quite a skeptic or a believer, and the conversation…

The Denver Airport with Oliver Carder

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What is going on in the Denver metro airport? Were the Illuminati behind Nazi Germany? Can exes actually be friends? WHO KNOWS MAN. Artist, illustrator, writer and funny guy Oliver Carder came on the podcast in spite of his hatred for conspiracy…

Hitler’s Death with Erika Curry

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And now, the extraordinary story of Katie Hitler, the nice, basic girl who happens to be Hitler’s great-grand-niece. Just kidding! Just regular Hitler. Erika Curry is fascinated with World War Two, and she came on the podcast to talk about the theory…