Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

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What if the government actually did cover something up in Roswell? What if yetis exist and are just really shy? What if super-intelligent lizards are wearing human skin suits, influencing international affairs and recording podcasts? Conspiracy theories are cool because they appeal to our evolved logical human brains and our stupid mammal idiot brains. So join comedian and skeptic Katelyn Hempstead as her brilliant friends try to convince her of these and many other conspiracy theories.

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We’re Back! But Different

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We’re back baby! But things are gonna be a little different going forward for the podcast! Listen in for all the info. Missed ya! Find us on PAREON! https://bit.ly/LPpatreon

Summer Break! Featuring VS

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¬†We’re gonna take a break! While we’re gone, why not listen to Alexis’ podcast Comfort Creatures and Katelyn’s new podcast VS! Here’s the first episode, find more at the link below! HAGS! https://listen.qcodemedia.com/vspod

New Zealand Isn’t Real with Betsy Sodaro

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Kiwifruit! Kiwibirds! KiwiBULLSH*T?! That’s right! Betsy Sodaro is BACK on the show and she’s here to prove that New Zealand isn’t real! Could it be that the Hollywood elite like Peter Jackson have bamboozled us all? Is Taika Waititi is faking his…

The Got Milk Plot with Carl Tart

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Does milk do a body good? Or is it basically poison being sold to us by an evil cabal of farmers, government officials, and Manhattan ad guys? You decide dear listener!! Carl Tart is back on the pod and he’s got a piping hot theory about everyone’s…

Shrimps are Shrimpy with Vic Michaelis

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Think ‘shrimpy’ is an insult? Think again, you fool! You absolute dunce! Our good buddy Vic Michaelis is back with a theory about the delicious decapods we all know and love – shrimp! Vic suspects that they’ve been the victim of a very specific smear…

Aliens Did Stonehenge with Devin Field

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How did ancient people move huge slabs of stone hundreds of miles? Could they have had help from visitors from another galaxy? And when will Devin escape from his escape room? That’s right, Devin Field is back in the Lizard Lair with some spicy…

Weather Control and THIS Show with Katelyn and Alexis

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Just the two of us, we can make it if we try! This episode is just Alexis and Katelyn getting down to business with a couple of announcements and a couple of extremely goofy theories. Does the government secretly control the weather and create the…

Tommy Mottola Did 9/11 to Ruin Mariah Carey with Ele Woods

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When you think of the 90s it’s almost impossible not to think of Mariah Carey. Be it her incredible vocal range, her catchy Christmas tunes, or her iconic album covers, Mariah was a major force in the pop world. But was Mariah stripped of true triple…

Jussie Smollett Was Telling the Truth with Ronnie Adrian

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Ripped from the headlines (from 2019), we’ve got a whopper of a theory from fan favorite and incredibly funny man Ronnie Adrian. Ronnie suspects that actually, beloved Empire actor Jussie Smollett was telling the truth all along about his Chicago…

The Brita Plot with Sarah Bebb

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Think drinking water is good for you? Think again sheeple! Our guest week is (the inexplicably unrepped) Sarah Bebb and she’s got some thoughts on what’s really going on with water purifiers. Namely that good ol reliable weirdly cheap Brita filters…

Acoustic Kitty Didn’t Fail And City Planners Are Keeping Us Weak

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Well, well, well look what the cat dragged in! A tiny microphone monitoring everyone’s speech! This week Katelyn and Alexis have brought their own theories to the table once again. Alexis believes the 1960s CIA project “Acoustic Kitty” didn’t actually…

Britney Is a Government Psyop with Colin J. Morris

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If you were alive in 2007 you remember that the most important news of the year wasn’t the war in Iraq – it was Britney Spears shaving her head and having some weird vibes with the paparazzi. But maybe that’s not because we’re shallow, maybe it’s…

The Count Is A Murderer with Jonny Svarzbein

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One new world order! Two new world orders! HA HA HA! This week we’ve got funniest man in the world Jonny Svarzbein in the Lizard Lair, with a theory that will either ruin your childhood or make perfect sense. Jonny suspects that The Count, beloved…

The Mega Church Scandal Scam with Mark McConville

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Picture this – you’re a pastor at an evangelical Christian mega church, and donations are slipping. What are you gonna do? Well if Mark McConville (one of the best comedy podcasters ever to do it) is correct, what you’re gonna do is fake a scandal,…

The Jesuits Assassinated Lincoln with Sydney O’Toole

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It’s the political scandal that everyone’s talking about right now – ripped straight from the headlines! This week our good bud Sydney O’Toole is back on the podcast to explain every single detail about how the Jesuits and the Pope conspired to…

Rivers Cuomo is Kurt Cobain with Matt Apodaca

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Matt Apodaca is known for three things. Liking cats. Being a nice person who everyone in podcasting loves. And caring more about Weezer than anyone else on the planet. And would someone who loves Weezer that much lie about the truth about their front…

Glitter Theory and Forced Couples with Katelyn and Alexis

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Hello to all of our Valentines! It’s your old pals Katelyn and Alexis back with another lil episode! This week, Katelyn’s got a hot theory about couples and marriage! While Alexis has a romantic take on the Glitter Conspiracy – finally solving the…

MLB Hates The Dodgers with Ivan Ngo

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You might not know Ivan Ngo. But you know who probably does? The commissioneer of Major League Baseball, Rob Manfred JR. See Ivan suspects that Rob’s making certain suspicious calls that hurt the Dodgers, specificially to hurt Ivan’s feelings. It’s…

The Return To Work Plot with Todd McClintock

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We all agree this return to work stuff is BS, right? It seems like bosses are dragging people back to work for no reason, and our good friend Todd McClintock has a theory about what they’re really getting out of forcing us to put on real pants and…

The Baywatch Theory with Charlie Mihelich and Zach Olsen

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It’s late January so you know what that means – time to hit the beach! We’ve got our buds Zach and Charlie of the delightful podcast Baywatch Watch here to explain a theory so radical, it’ll make you wanna shred some gnar waves. The Bad Boys of…