Ross begins his journey around the Ark Encounter theme park, stopping first to board a time machine that will take him all the way back to antediluvian times. But first (and this is gonna make you laugh), he must sign a waiver.

Ross boards a “life-size Noah’s Ark,” shipwrecked in rural Kentucky, to attend a homeschooling conference for frightened Christian parents. He learns the truth about science, the Bible, and when and why you should marry your sister.

Ross and Carrie experiment with FoodMarble, a “digestive breath testing device” that purports to use hydrogen levels to interpret fermentation and gut health. Plus, they drink entire glasses of isolated carbs to see which ones make them miserable. Fun!

Carrie tells Ross about her intractable COVID symptoms and get-well-fast scheme: a little-known medicine called Ivermectin (not the horse version). Plus, they discuss public health policy, tolerating grey areas, and how we approach science at the edges.

Ross talks with Sanal Edamaruku, Indian-born author and rationalist, about his investigations into tantric curses, weeping Jesus statues, reincarnated millionaires and more… and revisits Amma the hugging saint and the Self-Realization Fellowship.

Ross and Carrie rectify their rectums by hand pumping old, weak coffee into their butts with the Implant-O-Rama, the DIY device for colonic irrigation. Is this show just Jackass, now? You decide.

Ross and Carrie forgo their usual morning routines in favor of Bulletproof Coffee, which promises to improve their energy, focus, fat-burning, productivity, and emotional stability.

Ross and Carrie welcome Alice Greczyn, author of the memoir Wayward: Spiritual Warfare and Sexual Purity. They discuss purity culture, revival “miracles,” and the psychological burdens of writing a memoir.

Carrie examines Republican Senate nominee Herschel Walker’s debated mental health diagnosis in a live talk at Grey Faction 2022. Then Ross and Carrie discuss related issues, including lunch.

Ross and Carrie imbibe Magic Mind, a special morning blend of nootropics and adaptogens to make them super-workers with tremendous output. For the low price of way too much, they enjoy a beverage Carrie calls “better than pee” and measure their results.