We’ve reached the top deck of Noah’s Ark! We visit our [eight] ancestors in their rooms and learn about Ken Ham’s backstory, then get lessons in flood geology and the [one] ice age. Plus, why is Bill Nye the Science Guy on the Ark Encounter?

Ross tells Carrie about kinds, poop, the question of suffering, and why cartoon depictions of Noah’s Ark are sent by Satan. Plus, did you ever think about how a door can be a metaphor? (Makes you think.) We’re back at the Ark Encounter in Kentucky!

Ross tells Carrie about the educational, themed environments throughout the Ark Encounter, a Christian roadside attraction in Kentucky. They discuss Noah biopics; pooping on the Ark; and the evils of violence, polygamy, music, metalworking, and giants.

Ross and Carrie re-board the Ark Encounter as Ross leads Carrie through a tour of the Kentucky creationist landmark. Plus, he answers the one thing everyone wants to know: ARE THERE DINOSAURS ON THE ARK?

Ross and Carrie review 2023 predictions from all manner of psychic sources. Plus, they announce the two winners of Best Predictor 2022!

Ross and Carrie get phone consultations from psychic Chris Dufresne, son of famed psychic Sylvia Browne. They each discover what is in store for them in 2023, what happens when you die, and when/how the world ends. (It’s soon and it’s cinematic!)

Ho ho ho! It’s a holiday special about a magician named James Randi, who dedicated his life to exposing dishonesty among psychics, faith healers, and other paranormal purveyors. Plus, he looks like Santa.

Ross learns the miraculous properties of water and how to responsibly light his friends on fire. Next, Carrie and Ross look critically at a homeschooling class on Teaching Critical Thinking. And has Ross taken the most uniquely American photo?

Ross is back at the Ark Experience, where he joins homeschooling mothers in the kitchen for the busy mom’s guide to romance, sees the full Armor of God in the flesh, and finally memorizes all the key events of the Old Testament using hand motions.

Ross glowingly reviews his opening tour of the Ark led by content manager, Tim Chaffey. Then Ross and Carrie ponder the math, analytics, and something you might call science that went into building the tourist site.