Ross and Carrie analyze the recent Congressional hearing in which self-identified government whistleblowers declare that the U.S. has long conspired to cover up ongoing contact (and conflict) with extraterrestrials.

Carrie receives a group healing from Gail Thackray, a medium and Reiki master who removes the corporeal residue of past traumas. Listener, do you have lower back pain? News flash: you’ve got daddy issues. AND YOU CHOSE THEM.

Drew and Carrie go to the local rickety roller coaster to break up Drew’s kidney stone, then tell Ross all about it. Plus, details on the fascinating study that inspired them!

Ross and Carrie witness Bashar, a purported extraterrestrial entity, inhabiting a 71-year-old escape room operator. They marvel as he dispels wisdom to a room of fans eager to be roasted by their favorite alien.

Ross and Carrie return to see Bashar, an alien channeled by Darryl Anka. Bashar takes questions from an eager crowd, and teaches about UFOs, open contact, and his special formula for lasting happiness.

Ross tells Carrie about Lori Spagna’s talk at Conscious Life Expo on divine guidance, Multi~Dimensional Reality, “activating” DNA, and starseeds. Ross analyzes Lori’s views about biology, physics, and astronomy, and then asks her if she has any friends.

Carrie tells Ross about attending a max-capacity talk by Sylvie Sterling, a “cat whisperer” who says there are exactly ten possible jobs for a cat.

Carrie goes to a basement meeting for folks who want to learn about immortality from a licensed therapist. Swaha Ron Holman delivers this secret knowledge, in the form of anecdotes about meeting these “immortal Siddhas” himself.

Ross tells Carrie what she missed during a spoon bending party. Armed with weak flatware and a prayer, Ross uses his potent mental powers to convince a spoon to melt. Other facts also apply.

Ross and Carrie pay pet communicator Monica Diedrich to speak with their dog and cat. Carrie asks some heartfelt questions of her 16-year-old dog Ella, while Ross tackles feline issues with Evening.