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One new world order! Two new world orders! HA HA HA! This week we’ve got funniest man in the world Jonny Svarzbein in the Lizard Lair, with a theory that will either ruin your childhood or make perfect sense. Jonny suspects that The Count, beloved Sesame Street character, is actually a vampire who’s killing kids and is also a member of the… ahem… “cosmopolitan elites”. Could the beloved kids show character be just another blood libel? Is Santa actually Christian? Who’s actually watching shows on Tubi? And why won’t you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street??