Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

The Count Is A Murderer with Jonny Svarzbein

One new world order! Two new world orders! HA HA HA! This week we’ve got funniest man in the world Jonny Svarzbein in the Lizard Lair, with a theory that will either ruin your childhood or make perfect sense. Jonny suspects that The Count, beloved…

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The Mega Church Scandal Scam with Mark McConville

Picture this – you’re a pastor at an evangelical Christian mega church, and donations are slipping. What are you gonna do? Well if Mark McConville (one of the best comedy podcasters ever to do it) is correct, what you’re gonna do is fake a scandal,…

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The Jesuits Assassinated Lincoln with Sydney O’Toole

It’s the political scandal that everyone’s talking about right now – ripped straight from the headlines! This week our good bud Sydney O’Toole is back on the podcast to explain every single detail about how the Jesuits and the Pope conspired to…

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Rivers Cuomo is Kurt Cobain with Matt Apodaca

Matt Apodaca is known for three things. Liking cats. Being a nice person who everyone in podcasting loves. And caring more about Weezer than anyone else on the planet. And would someone who loves Weezer that much lie about the truth about their front…

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Glitter Theory and Forced Couples with Katelyn and Alexis

Hello to all of our Valentines! It’s your old pals Katelyn and Alexis back with another lil episode! This week, Katelyn’s got a hot theory about couples and marriage! While Alexis has a romantic take on the Glitter Conspiracy – finally solving the…

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MLB Hates The Dodgers with Ivan Ngo

You might not know Ivan Ngo. But you know who probably does? The commissioneer of Major League Baseball, Rob Manfred JR. See Ivan suspects that Rob’s making certain suspicious calls that hurt the Dodgers, specificially to hurt Ivan’s feelings. It’s…

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The Return To Work Plot with Todd McClintock

We all agree this return to work stuff is BS, right? It seems like bosses are dragging people back to work for no reason, and our good friend Todd McClintock has a theory about what they’re really getting out of forcing us to put on real pants and…

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The Baywatch Theory with Charlie Mihelich and Zach Olsen

It’s late January so you know what that means – time to hit the beach! We’ve got our buds Zach and Charlie of the delightful podcast Baywatch Watch here to explain a theory so radical, it’ll make you wanna shred some gnar waves. The Bad Boys of…

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Gaylor with Jess Svendsgaard

Taylor Swift. Love her or hate her, she’s pretty much the biggest pop star in the world. And you might think you know everything about her personal life if you’ve ever casually looked at the internet between 2007 and 2023. But if you don’t know…

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Bob Marley was Assassinated with Erin Byrne

We’re back! And we brought our dear bud and hilarious person Erin Byrne with us. Yes that’s right, not even a weird Covid episode from 6 months ago can stop us from sharing the truth with you – the truth about Bob Marley, the CIA, and the complex…

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