Even the Podcast is Afraid

Hosted ByJared Ordis, Nick Porchetta, & Samantha Vazquez

(Explicit) Even the Podcast is Afraid is not your typical crime & boogey-man podcast. We do cover the real life horrors from true crime, the paranormal, & the unexplained while giving you a researched & comedic approach to macabre history, but we also bring you some of the scariest stories from the internet from Creepy Pasta, with some of our own humorous edits & reviews. Hosted by Jared Ordis, Nick Porchetta, & Samantha Vazquez.

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The Haunting of Borley Rectory

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In this episode, we discuss the Borley Rectory. A dark, Victorian mansion in the sleepy Essex parish of Borley. Built in 1862 by Reverend Henry Bull, the estate was beset by reports of the supernatural until its demise in 1944. Borley Rectory’s…

Side Crime: Bushmeat

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In this episode of Side Crime, the hosts of Even the Podcast is Afraid discuss several true crime & weird stories that have recently been in the news, including: Jealous wife stabs husband after steeing her younger self in old photos, Texas officials…

Carny Cult Part II: You ‘Ault’ Not Mess With Us

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In the conclusion of this series, the Carnies “developed a sort of close-knit culture and code of conduct all of their own. Indeed, they even developed their own language for speaking to each other. Called “Carny” or also spelled “Carnie” and…

Carny Cult Part I: Subculture of a Subculture

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In this series, we bring you the story of the Carny Cult & subculture of a carny. In 1991 a carnival worker named William Ault was excited to discover that several other carnies were involved in some fringe pseudo Satanic cult. Ault wanted badly to be…

Bela Kiss: The Perfect Kiss of Death

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In this episode, we bring you the story of the serial killer, Bela Kiss, one of the scariest people you have never heard of and one of the scariest people never caught… Long before Jeffrey Dahmer was storing remains of his victims in large chemical…

Side Crime: Horny No Belt

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In this episode of Side Crime, the hosts of Even the Podcast is Afraid discuss several true crime & weird stories that have recently been in the news, including: The Capital Riots protestor in Viking Headdress “Horny No Belt”, NFL Broadcasted on…

Exorcism of Roland Doe Part II: Fantastical Demonology

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In part two, the conclusion, before diving deeper into the details of Roland’s exorcism, we move into the basics of exorcisms in general, and then we do a few laps in basic demonology and then we attempt a double backwards somersault from the high…

Exorcism of Roland Doe Part I: Disturbing Imagery

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In part one, we discuss perhaps one of the most terrifying and iconic horror films of all time, “The Exorcist,” that stands the test of time in its ability to fill the audience with a sense of sweat-soaked terror and dread. It is a strange and…

Side Crime: Iron Crotch Masters

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In this episode of Side Crime, the hosts of Even the Podcast is Afraid discuss several true crime & weird stories that have recently been in the news, including: China’s Iron Crotch Masters fight to preserve painful–looking tradition, Florida man…

Origins of Krampus: Birch Twigs for Bad Kids

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Most belief systems – even those that do not directly come from Eastern traditions – seem to fall into the Yin and Yang concept of balance. For every hero, there is a villian, or at least an anti-hero. God has his nemesis, the Devil, and so too does…

Simulation Theory Part II: Holographic Universe

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In the conclusion of our series on Simulation Theory, we discuss some proponents of Sim Theory argue that our scope of vision is akin to the graphics rendering techniques of modern day games. Essentially, that the processor that ‘runs’ our program…

Simulation Theory Part I: Glitch in the Matrix

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In part one of this series on Simulation Theory, a simulation hypothesis or simulation theory is the proposal that all of reality, including the Earth and the rest of the universe, could in fact be an artificial simulation, such as a computer…

Side Crime: Castration Cabin

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In this episode of Side Crime, the hosts of Even the Podcast is Afraid discuss several true crime & weird stories that have recently been in the news, including: Racing Pigeon bought for $1.9 Million Dollars, Sinkhole Filled with Glowing Green Goo in…

Jeffrey Dahmer Part II: Emotions of Bizarre Desires

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In part two, the final part of this series on Jeffrey Dahmer, we return back to July 27, 1981 in Hollywood Florida, where six-year-old Adam Walsh goes missing from a Sears store, and on that same day 34-year-old Willis Morgan was in the Radio Shack at…

Jeffrey Dahmer Part I: The Milwaukee Cannibal

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In part one of this series on Jeffrey Dahmer, instead of doing a complete rehash of all his individual murders and all the grotesque details, the trial so on, since everyone knows who Jeffery Dahmer is, and his case has been covered by tons of true…

Creepy Pasta: Haunted Bust & The Blood Keeper

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Hosts of “Even the Podcast is Afraid” read some of the creepiest stories & Creepy Pastas from the darkest parts of the internet, while bringing their own comedic, narrative edits, & opinions as they critique & rate the stories they read, sometimes for…

QAnon Part II: The Wheel of 4Chan

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In this episode, we will be concluding our two part series on the conspiracy of QAnon. In part two we’ll dive into the aspects of how social media, and the internet gave rise to QAnon, which first came to light on online message boards like 4Chan and…

QAnon Part I: Bad News on the Doorstep

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Have you heard the news? A group of elite Hollywood and Democrat Satanist pedophile cannibals are running rampant in our country, according to 4CHAN and 8CHAN. The QAnon conspiracy possesses the elements of the ridiculous Pizza Gate conspiracy, and…

The Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp

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The Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp.. aka Lizard Man of Lee County, or you can simply call him the Bishopville Monster, is a supposed reptilian creature that inhabits the swampland regions of Lee County, South Carolina. Residents of Browntown &…

Side Crime: Spit & Poo Brew

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In this episode of Side Crime, the hosts of Even the Podcast is Afraid discuss several batshit weird & true crime stories that have recently been in the news, including: Tiger on the loose in Tennessee, Mysterious Vials of Hamster DNA, The Monkey…