Even the Podcast is Afraid

Hosted ByJared Ordis, Nick Porchetta, & Samantha Vazquez

(Explicit) Even the Podcast is Afraid is not your typical crime & boogey-man podcast. We do cover the real life horrors from true crime, the paranormal, & the unexplained while giving you a researched & comedic approach to macabre history, but we also bring you some of the scariest stories from the internet from Creepy Pasta, with some of our own humorous edits & reviews. Hosted by Jared Ordis, Nick Porchetta, & Samantha Vazquez.

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Luka Magnotta Part II: Canadian Murderer

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Luka would eventually move on from killing small kittens, to murdering his first human, Chinese international student Jun Lin. The murder would set-off one of the biggest international manhunts in Canadian history leading all they way to Europe. In…

Luka Magnotta Part I: The Kitten Killer

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Luka Rocco Magnotta, who was the main subject of the Netflix documentary “Dont Fuck with Cats”, is a convicted kitten killer & murderer from Canada. In part one of this series, we discuss Luka’s abusive childhood, his time as a model, male escort, and…

Creepy Pasta: Shoulder Walkers, Yellow Ledbetter, & Grandma’s Dark Secrets

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Hosts of “Even the Podcast is Afraid” read some of the creepiest stories & Creepy Pastas from the darkest parts of the internet, once each month, while bringing their own comedic, narrative edits, & opinions as they critique & rate the stories they…

Joe Exotic Part IV: Tiger by the Tail

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Joe Exotic’s life is reaching a breaking point, as the tension between Joe & Carole Baskin reaches a peak of insanity, prompting Joe to look into hiring someone to murder Carole. In the final episode of this series, the murder for hire gets underway…

Chat w/ Tim Pilleri & Lance Reenstierna, Crawlspace Podcast & Missing Maura Murray

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Jared Ordis had a chance to chat with Tim Pilleri & Lance Reenstierna, from the highly acclaimed podcast’s Crawlspace & Missing Maura Murray. Jared was recently on an episode of Crawlspace, EP.137 Hauntings & Creepy Pastas, where Jared discussed the…

Joe Exotic Part III: Tiger King

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The cat fight between Joe Exotic & Carole Baskin begins. In part three of this series, We look more into the life of Joe at the G.W. Zoo, and take an in depth look at the crazy & dark antics that happened in the Netflix documentary, Tiger King:…

Joe Exotic Part II: Carole F’in Baskin

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“Hello all you cool cats & kittens!” In part two of this series, we go all in on Joe Exotic’s biggest nemesis, Carole Baskin. We learn about Carole’s early years as a child, all of Carole’s marriages, her time running Wildlife on Easy Street, which…

Joe Exotic Part I: Early Exotic Life

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Joseph Allen Maldonado-Passage, better known as Joe Exotic, is the former G.W. Zoo owner & convicted felon. Joe is the main subject depicted in the popular Netflix documentary, Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem, & Madness. In part one of this series, we dive…

Creepy Pasta: Siren Head, Ghost Train, & Squidward’s Suicide

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 Hosts of “Even the Podcast is Afraid” read some of the creepiest stories & Creepy Pastas from the darkest parts of the internet, once each month, while bringing their own comedic, narrative edits, & opinions as they critique & rate the stories they…

Georgia’s Lake of the Dead

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In the state of Georgia, is one of the world’s biggest man-made lakes, known as Lake Lanier that has tons of unexplained & paranormal events lurking around its waters. Jared Ordis, Nick Porchetta, & Samantha Vazquez discuss all of the weird things…

John McAfee Part II: King of the Jungle

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In Part II of John McAfee, Jared Ordis & Nick Porchetta bring you the crazy life of the man who brought you McAfee anti-virus software, who would go on to be the number one suspect of a murder in Belize of his next door neighbor. In this episode we…

The Bell Witch Haunting & Curse

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The Bell Witch Legend is centered on the 19th-century Bell family of northwest Robertson County, Tennessee near the Red River, where an evil entity murdered John Bell & attacked his youngest daughter Betsy in the 1800’s. Ordis, Nick, & Sam dive into…

John McAfee Part I: The Anti-Virus Man

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In Part I of John McAfee, Jared Ordis & Nick Porchetta bring you the crazy life of the man who brought you McAfee anti-virus software, who would go on to be the number one suspect of a murder in Belize of his next door neighbor. In this episode we…

BONUS: The Coronavirus Pandemic

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In the BONUS episode, Jared Ordis & Nick Porchetta bring you the information on the COVID-19 Coronavirus Pandemic that has been sweeping the world since December 2019. We bring you the facts from the CDC, conspiracy theories of the outbreak, & our own…

Creepy Pasta: Parallel World, Russian Sleep Experiment, & Mr. Smiles

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Jared Ordis, Nick Porchetta, & Samantha Vazquez read stories featured from [https://www.creepypasta.com] Creepy Pasta readings with comedy, narrative, & opinions, but this is not your typical Creepy Pasta podcast! Hosts, take turns reading Creepy…

Trailer: Even the Podcast is Afraid

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Even the Podcast is Afraid covers the real life horrors of true crime, the paranormal, & the unexplained. Giving you a researched & comedic approach to macabre history. Hosted by Jared Ordis, Nick Porchetta, & Samantha Vazquez  Sign up for our Patreon…

The Waukesha Slender Man Stabbing

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In this episode, Jared Ordis & Nick Porchetta dive deep into the 2014 case in Waukesha Wisconsin, where Payton Leutner, also known as “Bella”, was stabbed 19 times in the woods by her supposed friends, Morgan Geyser & Anissa Weier, to appease and…

Side Crime: The Doomsday Cult

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In this episode Jared Ordis, Nick Porchetta, & Sam discuss some present crimes going on in the media, including: Lori Vallow & Chad Daybell with their ties to a doomsday cult, the mysteries tongues found in Gainesville Florida, the Hot Pocket heiress,…

The People’s Temple Part IV: Aftermath of Jonestown

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Jared Ordis & Nick Porchetta in final episode Part IV, discuss the aftermath after the Jonestown tragedy, Peoples Temple Agricultural Project. What happened to the survivors & what grew from this heinous crime committed by Jim Jones in 1978. Sealing…

Creepy Pasta: Remember Alice, Trick or Treat, & Dark Web

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Jared Ordis, Nick Porchetta, & Sam read stories featured from [https://www.creepypasta.com]Creepy Pasta readings with comedy, narrative, & opinions, but this is not your typical Creepy Pasta podcast! Hosts, take turns reading Creepy Pastas stories of…