The very soul of our society is under attack. Wake up sheeple! The Illuminati puppet masters are pulling on the dark strings of their mega-corporations in order to create a new order of mindless drones who are subservient to their mass-produced, lab-grown, occultist scions. The elimination and replacement of birds was just the beginning! Who else could pull off such a sinister plan that would have an insane widespread ecological impact, collapsing multiple food chains and replacing our fine feathered friends with shadow government drones? Your beloved 90’s sitcoms were nothing but reverse satanic propaganda, painted over with neon colors and obscured by Zack Morris’ elegantly coiffed hair. The evidence is hidden right in front of you, in plain sight. Is it a coincidence, that one of the biggest music stars of a generation also has a resemblance to a high priestess of the church of Satan, and the event that cemented her as a pop culture icon involved a sacred occultist ritual that was broadcasted around the globe? This case file, join the Theorists as they skim the headlines, throw context out the window, and take the crazy train off the rails for a good ol’ fashioned….Power Hour!

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