“We can’t all Pod First” Join the gang (and special guest Shondalia White) to break down this super funny horror comedy.Would we have survived the most racist board game ever?Probably not.but the one thing we are sure of is that Officer White and Mikey have extremely similar energy.Enjoy the episode! If you want more of…

“Roe V. Blade” Join the gang this week while we break down the insane vampire sequel Blade 2. This movie has everything. Hellboy, a Boondock Saint, and a retconned main character who can’t make up his mind if he is evil or not. It also has Wesley Snipes at like PEEK Snipes. It’s amazing. We…

“Scream your last breath.” This is no tourist trap. It’s a new podcast episode. No one’s ever been down here before. Join the HV Crew as we repel into blood puddles, try to avoid creepy crawlies, and love each day with the Descent. Will Mikey blame Todd for sneaking up behind him and letting Mikey…

“Cry little podcast!” Join the gang this week while they revisit (with Mikey and Paige this time) The Lost Boys!!! This is the first movie Todd has ever had the chance to pick and he pulled out one of our favorites. We hope you enjoy this revisited episode! Help Support our HV Family: http://www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What…

“Hell is a teenage pod” We’re actually evil. Not podcast evil. Grab your bag of frozen peas, your $12 corsage, and your BFF necklace, and meet us down at Melody Lane for Jennifer’s Body. It’s Paige’s first time on the podcast talking about this movie, so unlike Mikey and Todd’s stale takes, hers are fresh…

“It’s like Danny Ocean and Jigsaw went head to head” Join the gang this week while we break down Mikey’s favorite torture porn movie from the mid-2000s. We had a lot of fun talking about this movie but that doesn’t mean we all liked it. I guess you’ll have to listen to find out who…

“More people get slapped in this movie than in loony tunes cartoons” Join the gang this week as we dive back into the Stephen King classic Carrie. This is technically a revisited episode but Mikey and Paige were not on the OG episode so their “takes” are Fresh and on point. You are gonna enjoy…

“Life finds a way” Merry Christmas!!!! It’s that magic time of the month of a magical time of year when not only do the listeners get to pick the listener request. They can pick ANY movie they want, regardless of theme. And this year the listeners picked Jurassic Park! This movie RIPS and is of…

“Every time a bell rings an angel gets to kill.” Join the gang this week while we break down the better version of “It’s a Wonderful Life. Because the Potter Characters actually get what is coming to them. Look. Is this movie a work of art? No. not at all. But is it so much…

Happy 300th Episode!!! Join the laughter-packed celebration of The Horror Virgin’s 300th episode as the crew unravels the enigmatic Hitchcock classic, Psycho (1960). Tune in for the comedic breakdown, fun insights, and a heartfelt thank you to our incredible listeners. This milestone wouldn’t be possible without your support and enthusiastic word-of-mouth. So, let’s embark on…