“Welcome to Barrow (Alaska), Inhabitants: 3” Join the gang this week while we revisit a town that goes zero sunlight for 30 days. Will Todd go mad with Seasonal effectiveness disorder? Will Paige try to bang Snow Crixus? Will Mikey finally get to cut a child’s head off with a dull axe? Find out now…
Read More“The year is 1766… The hunt for a killer has begun” Join the gang this week while we break down a Werewolf movie so wild there isn’t even a Werewolf movie in it and we didn’t care AT ALL. This movie has everything, a French Fuckboi, Literally the best thing to ever come out of…
Read More“Love Never Dies” Dive into this week’s episode as the gang delves into the quirkiest Dracula movie to date. Is Gary Oldman’s portrayal of Dracula downright eccentric? Does Keanu Reeves deliver his most compelling performance yet? Mikey and Todd may just overuse the term “Bram Stoker’s Dracula.” Spoiler alert: they absolutely do. Don’t miss out…
Read More“A Bitch of a Werewolf Movie” Join the gang this week while we go to the woods of Scotland for a special training mission. Will Todd wash out of the special forces program for not being able to kill a dog? Will Paige we mesmerized by the Werewolves’ large shoulders? Will Mikey find a way…
Read More“Ten Years Ago he changed the face Of Halloween, now he’s back.” Join the gang this week while we head back to Haddonfield, Illinois because Michael Myers is on the loose. This time he is on the hunt for Jamie (Laurie’s Daughter). Why is he hunting her? No idea. We aren’t sure it’s important. But…
Read More“The Honeymoon’s Gonna Be Killer.” Join the gang this week while we break down a move that we could have also done on Romancing the POd. Cause at the core of this movie, it’s about a guy meeting someone with similar interests and falling in love with them, then getting married and having a baby….
Read More“Oh, yes. There will be blood.” Join the gang this week while we dip our severed toe back into the Saw franchise. This time there is clearly a bigger budget and more action. But is the action real or is it just a video playback? I guess you’ll have to find out on this breakdown…
Read More“The city that has seen it all ain’t seen nothing yet… If we ever get there!” Join the gang this week, and Nationally recognized Friday the 13th expert (and Bar Owner… maybe) Jonathan Watkins, while they all break down a movie that can’t even deliver on the title… but is somehow amazingly fun. Do we…
Read More“It’s A Boy!” Join the gang this week while we jump back into a crazy franchise that is just the best! In this installment, we get to see Freddy as a baby. And what is better than that? This movie and episode are pretty insane but we like them that way. Help Support our HV…
Read More“A movie that refuses to make sense” Join us this week as we dive deep into the confusingly titled 5th installment of the Scream franchise, aptly named “Scream.” Opinions are divided, with one of us loving it and two others not so much. It might not be the best Scream movie, but we had an…
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