Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

The Brita Plot with Sarah Bebb

Think drinking water is good for you? Think again sheeple! Our guest week is (the inexplicably unrepped) Sarah Bebb and she’s got some thoughts on what’s really going on with water purifiers. Namely that good ol reliable weirdly cheap Brita filters…

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Acoustic Kitty Didn’t Fail And City Planners Are Keeping Us Weak

Well, well, well look what the cat dragged in! A tiny microphone monitoring everyone’s speech! This week Katelyn and Alexis have brought their own theories to the table once again. Alexis believes the 1960s CIA project “Acoustic Kitty” didn’t actually…

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Britney Is a Government Psyop with Colin J. Morris

If you were alive in 2007 you remember that the most important news of the year wasn’t the war in Iraq – it was Britney Spears shaving her head and having some weird vibes with the paparazzi. But maybe that’s not because we’re shallow, maybe it’s…

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The Count Is A Murderer with Jonny Svarzbein

One new world order! Two new world orders! HA HA HA! This week we’ve got funniest man in the world Jonny Svarzbein in the Lizard Lair, with a theory that will either ruin your childhood or make perfect sense. Jonny suspects that The Count, beloved…

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The Mega Church Scandal Scam with Mark McConville

Picture this – you’re a pastor at an evangelical Christian mega church, and donations are slipping. What are you gonna do? Well if Mark McConville (one of the best comedy podcasters ever to do it) is correct, what you’re gonna do is fake a scandal,…

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The Jesuits Assassinated Lincoln with Sydney O’Toole

It’s the political scandal that everyone’s talking about right now – ripped straight from the headlines! This week our good bud Sydney O’Toole is back on the podcast to explain every single detail about how the Jesuits and the Pope conspired to…

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Rivers Cuomo is Kurt Cobain with Matt Apodaca

Matt Apodaca is known for three things. Liking cats. Being a nice person who everyone in podcasting loves. And caring more about Weezer than anyone else on the planet. And would someone who loves Weezer that much lie about the truth about their front…

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Glitter Theory and Forced Couples with Katelyn and Alexis

Hello to all of our Valentines! It’s your old pals Katelyn and Alexis back with another lil episode! This week, Katelyn’s got a hot theory about couples and marriage! While Alexis has a romantic take on the Glitter Conspiracy – finally solving the…

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MLB Hates The Dodgers with Ivan Ngo

You might not know Ivan Ngo. But you know who probably does? The commissioneer of Major League Baseball, Rob Manfred JR. See Ivan suspects that Rob’s making certain suspicious calls that hurt the Dodgers, specificially to hurt Ivan’s feelings. It’s…

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The Return To Work Plot with Todd McClintock

We all agree this return to work stuff is BS, right? It seems like bosses are dragging people back to work for no reason, and our good friend Todd McClintock has a theory about what they’re really getting out of forcing us to put on real pants and…

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