Noa is a single woman who is trying to find someone to be with in the complicated mess that is the modern dating scene. She meets people on apps that turn out to be total douchebags, and she is considering giving up on it until she meets Steve during a late night groceries run. He…

After narrowly escaping Michael Myers, Laurie Strode and her family are rushed to the hospital. While there, they find out that Michael somehow escaped the fire death trap they had set for him and that he’s on another killing spree. The citizens of Haddonfield have had enough, so they band together in a mob to…

Michael Myers has been locked up for 40 years following the night of his infamous murder spree. Laurie Strode has been dealing with the trauma from that night, to the point that she has become estranged from her family. Michael manages to escape from the bus in which he was being transferred to another facility,…

After a series of unexplained deaths of teenagers in a small town, a few of them decide to investigate. They find out that a man named Freddy Krueger seems to be directly responsible, even though he’s been dead for several years. It’s up to Nancy and Quentin to end his reign of terror, but how…

A small group of young social media entrepeneurs are somehow able to convince others to give up on their lives and move to a town in the middle of nowhere to open a new business. Little do they know that it’s been the home of the infamous Leatherface for the past few decades, and he’s…

A group of young people go to Crystal Lake in an attempt to reclaim some illicit drugs. Unbeknownst to them, the area is constantly under the watchful eye of Jason Voorhees, a murderous hermit whose mother was killed years before. Let’s just say that things don’t end well for them. Inexplicably, another group of young…

A family moves into what seems like a dream home. The house has ample room for activities, there’s also a smaller guest house, it’s right next to a lake, and best of all, it was sold to them at a pretty good deal. Oh yeah, and it was the site of the multiple homicide of…

**WARNING** (This episode contains discussions about suicide. Listener discretion is advised.) We present to you the conclusion to our epic saga about both cinematic versions of It! We talk about how the groups of protagonists prepare for the final battle with the evil Pennywise in their respective universe. Along the way, we find out about…

The second episode of our 6th season is upon us! We decided to keep trying some different things for our new format, so we’ll be covering both cinematic versions of It for this episode, but only their respective first halves. Even so, there is a lot to discuss, from some plot points and key scenes,…

We are back in business! This is episode 66, which marks the beginning of Season 6 … muahaha 😛 Also, it is the debut of Bel as the new EMBL cohost! Her commentary will be funny and insightful, so we’re sure you’ll enjoy our content moving forward. Also, we are now a Rated R podcast,…