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Twice-monthly community updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, where every conspiracy theory is true. Turn on your radio and hide. Never listened before? It's an ongoing radio show. Start with the current episode, and you'll catch on in no time. Or, go right to Episode 1 if you wanna binge-listen.

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32 – Yellow Helicopters

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There are strange new helicopters above Night Vale, different than the other helicopters that regularly hover over town. Plus, Community Health Tips, surgery for NVHS’s starting quarterback, and a message from Hiram McDaniels. Guest voice: Jackson…

31 – A Blinking Light up on the Mountain

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There’s a blinking light up on the mountain, which challenges our belief in mountains. Plus, a controversial new television show and a message from the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home. Guest voice: Mara Wilson,…

30 – Dana

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Intern Dana finds a way out of the Dog Park but can’t quite figure out where it leads. Plus, a look at opening weekend of football season, helpful tips on adopting a dog from the SPCA, and Carlos visits the house that doesn’t exist. Guest voice:…

29 – Subway

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An entire subway system appears suddenly in Night Vale, and the City Council is excited by the possibilities. Plus, tips for organ donors, a look into financial news, and a popular new service in town. This episode was co-written with Russel Swensen….

28 – Summer Reading Program

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The Library’s Summer Reading Program has begun, sending the town into a panic. Plus, a tough new mandate from the City Council, a list of useful things, and changes afoot in the Freemasons. This episode was co-written with Ashley Lierman. Weather:…

27 – First Date

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Cecil tries to convey the important news of the day, including delivery of some mysterious crates in the desert, a new library expansion, and the annual Bluegrass Festival, but he has a more pressing issue on his mind. Weather: “Team the Best Team” by…

26 – Faceless Old Woman

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There is a faceless old woman secretly living in your home, and she has something she needs to say. Plus, former intern Dana is still alive and texting us from the forbidden Dog Park, Community Health Tips, and an update on the kittens. Guest voice:…

25 – One Year Later

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It has been one year since the first episode. One year since strange things began underneath lane five of the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex. One year since the arrival of Night Vale’s most beautiful person: Carlos. Weather:…

24 – The Mayor

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The Mayor has gone missing. Plus, Night Vale Community Theater presents Once on this Island, the return of Children’s Fun Fact Science Corner, and an update on the Apache Tracker. Weather: “Biblical Violence” by Hella. hella.bandcamp.com Music:…

23 – Eternal Scouts

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Two Night Vale Boy Scouts become the first to ever achieve the rank of Eternal Scout. Plus, an update on the floating cat, changes in who gets to die, and a recruitment drive for a vague yet menacing government agency. Weather: “Too Much Time” by John…

22 – The Whispering Forest

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A beautiful and alluring forest suddenly appears just outside of town. Plus, school closings, a dream journal mandate, and a moon exhibit at the Children’s Science Museum. Weather: “Winifred” by Seth Boyer. sethboyer.com Music: Disparition,…

21 – A Memory of Europe

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Springtime brings with it pleasant memories of a long ago trip to Europe. Plus, exciting news about the end of the world and important information about spiders. Weather: “Sni Bong” by Dengue Fever. denguefevermusic.com Music: Disparition,…

20 – Poetry Week

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It’s Poetry Week in Night Vale and folks get a look at a place that should never be seen. Plus, strange new billboards about town and renovations completed at the Night Vale Zoo. This week’s episode features writing contributions from: Trilety Wade,…

19B – The Sandstorm

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A dangerous sandstorm threatens Desert Bluffs. Plus, baseball opening day, a look at financial news, and Kevin finds himself in a strange new place. Weather: “Eliezer’s Waltz” composed by Larry Cardozo and Ron Fink, and performed by The Ventura…

19A – The Sandstorm

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A dangerous sandstorm threatens Night Vale. Plus, baseball opening day, a look at financial news, and Cecil finds himself in a strange new place. Support the show by going to BlueApron.com/NightVale Weather: “Eliezer’s Waltz” composed by Larry Cardozo…

18 – The Traveler

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A traveler arrives in Night Vale. What does he want? Why has Jerry’s Tacos returned? Plus, the mayor calls an emergency press conference, another round of corrections, and a look at the community calendar. The lead story in this episode was…

17 – Valentine

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Emergency crews are on hand to help cleanup the aftermath of the worst Valentine’s Days in recent memories. Plus, important schedule changes at the Night Vale Airport, the City Council votes to choose an official town language, and updates on the Post…

16 – The Phone Call

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Cecil receives a cryptic phone call from someone who is very close. Plus, a new business plan at the Daily Journal, an important list from the Sheriff’s Secret Police, and improvements at the public library. Support the show by going to…

15 – Street Cleaning Day

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Today is Street Cleaning Day, and the street cleaners will soon be upon us. Remain calm, and run away screaming. Plus, new music trends from Dark Owl Records, the crackdown on wheat & wheat by-product speakeasies, and we take a look at clouds….

14 – The Man in the Tan Jacket

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A stranger comes to town with a briefcase and an unmemorable face. Plus, controversy with the Daily Journal, another segment of Children’s Fun Fact Science Corner, and new security footage from the bowling alley. Support the show by going to…