Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

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What if the government actually did cover something up in Roswell? What if yetis exist and are just really shy? What if super-intelligent lizards are wearing human skin suits, influencing international affairs and recording podcasts? Conspiracy theories are cool because they appeal to our evolved logical human brains and our stupid mammal idiot brains. So join comedian and skeptic Katelyn Hempstead as her brilliant friends try to convince her of these and many other conspiracy theories.

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The Sixth Beatle with Zach Olsen

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There are many contenders for fifth Beatle. But there’s another Loveable Lad from Liverpool, a shadowy figure whose contributions to the band are unclear. But who is this mysterious German? And could he be behind the Beatles’ greatest hits? And what’s…

Andrew WK’s Big Lie with Joey and Justin

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Who – or what – is Andrew WK? Well there’s the easy answer – he’s a party rockin’ multi-instrumentalist and singer and inspirational speaker known for his wild antics and bizarrely dirty suits. But is he also… a fraud?? The Everything Reviewed boys…

The Wall with Gilli Nissim

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What do you think of when you see the words ‘The Wall’. Wait shh don’t answer, it’s obvious you immediately think of the NBC game show ‘The Wall’ produced by LeBron James and hosted by Chris Hardwick. Oh wait, you don’t? Huh. This week our HIGHLY…

The Haunted House Plot with Todd McClintock

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Todd’s back! Friend of the show and very funny guy Todd McClintock stopped by with another original conspiracy theory, and boy is it a humdinger. See, he thinks there might be something going on behind the scenes at haunted houses and other spooky…

Jimi Hendrix Was Murdered with Ronnie Adrian

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Happy New Year, Jimi Hendrix was murdered! Some rumors are floating around about the untimely demise of the guitar god/member of the 27 Club. Rumors that his death wasn’t due to accidental asphyxiation of barf at all (yuck). Rumors that he was…

Taylor Swift Is A Satanic Clone with Beth Appel

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She’s the leggy blonde who captured our hearts with her tuneful caterwauling and wacky romantic misadventures. But could Taylor Swift also be a clone of the High Priestess of the Church of Satan bent on creating the Antichrist and bringing about the…

Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself with Connie Shin

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Welp, we’re doing it. You might have though Lizard People wasn’t this type of show, but it turns out is. We’re covering the Epstein thing. Extremely fearless comedian and writer Connie Shin is on this week to teach us all about the incongruities,…

The Titanic Never Sank with Siena East

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It was the ship of dreams… til the Titanic got her ass sank by an iceberg. But some out there think the Titanic never sank at all. Some people think it was another ship that was intentionally iceberged to the depths for the insurance payout. People…

Twins Are Magic with Shannon Brown

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Aaaand twins! This week writer/director Shannon Brown came through to discuss the potentially magical powers possessed by twins. You know, stuff like having their own secret language, extending their mothers lives, murdering people in cold blood,…

The 7th Friend with Alexa and Jess

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You like Friends? Who doesn’t! It’s on every ‘greatest tv shows’ list, it was watched by millions, it was nominated for a jillion Emmys. But our guests this week, comedians Alexa Loftus and Jess Seay-Klatt, think there’s something dark lurking beneath…

Mothman and Jersey Devil Are Mommy To The Melonheads with Michael Dean

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Listen, if that word salad of a title didn’t hook you, nothing will! Friend of the show Michael Dean is back on his bullshit, and he’s here to reveal his own personal conspiracy theory that two famous urban legends are the mommies of another set of…

Prince Charles Is A Vampire with Andrew Young

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Boo! This episode is extra spooky because Halloween’s technically over but the ghost of the spooking season lives on here at Lizard People! This week our guest is the soothing-voiced comedian Andrew Young, and he’s here to argue that the royal family…

Back To The Future Predicted 9/11 with The Bigfoot Boys

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Hold on to your cryptids because this episode is an absolute roller coaster ride! Mike and Bryce came by the Lizard Lair to discuss the fascinating theory that the film Back To The Future is jam-packed full of clues that predicted 9/11. Did Zemeckis…

The RealID Plot with Tamra Brown

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What if we told you that the federal government has a database with your face, address, identifying information, and fingerprints. Would you be like ‘meh’? Or would you be like ‘yikes’? Our guest this week is Tamra Brown and she’s definitely in the…

The Austin Owl Building with Ever Mainard

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Yee haw little doggies, we’re keeping Austin weird this episode with a conspiracy theory that ties together the Illuminati, the Bohemian Grove, the great state of Texas, and a bunch of high-altitude ritual murder. Our guest this week is the wildly…

No One Dies In Disney with Julia Prescott

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All over the world, the name ‘Disney’ means warmth and light and cuteness. Families save all year to visit Disney theme parks and eat 8 dollar churros while screaming at each other. But some people say there’s a dark underbelly to Disney. That the…

Lady Gaga Is A Murderer with Joan Ford

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There’s A Million Reasons why Lady Gaga is a hugely famous pop star. Her talent and hard work have brought her to The Edge Of Glory and beyond. But could she also have made a deal with the Illuminati to murder Lou Reed and rising star Lina Morgana???…

Time Cube with Xavier Rotnofsky

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Time Cube! What is it, what does it mean, and why are we talking about it? All these questions and more will be sort of answered in this brain-bending episode. America’s sweetheart Xavier Rotnofsky stopped by to explain the controversial theories of…

Double Whammy with Devin and Greg!

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A very special ep with two very special friends! This week our guests are Greg Gallant and Devin Field of the podcast Firsthand, and they had two theories so spicy we had to cover both in one episode. Greg thinks that Sonny Bono didn’t die in a skiing…

Alex Jones is Bill Hicks with Kai Choyce

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Alex Jones is a conservative commentator with a scary red face and a chaotic evil energy. Bill Hicks was a stand-up comic in the 90’s beloved for his take-no-prisoners attitude and collection of leather jackets. But could they be… the same person??!…