Ahh, Mount Rushmore. A monument to a bunch of slave owners hacked into a sacred mountain that basically no one wanted. But what if there’s more to the big ol presidential busts in South Dakota? What if there’s a secret doomsday bunker hidden beneath…

Hello cutie pies! We’ve got a cute lil re-post of our LIVE show! Area 51 (Sarah Claspell, Dickie Copeland, and Jessica Jean Jardine) joined us on stage to PROVE that Nazis were aliens. We miss live comedy and events and this is a sweet little stroll…

What’s the biggest whoopsie you’ve ever done? Crashing your mom’s car? Replying all to an email where you were talking shit about a coworker? How bout accidentally shooting the sitting president of the United States? Prepare to feel wayyyy better…

You might be thinking ‘gee, what’s a cute little theory about a kids tv show doing on this feed? Isn’t this gonna be too innocent and sweet for Lizard People’. Well think again IDIOT. Comedy cutie Allyn Pintal came by to talk about the Rugrats Theory,…

Two handsome martial arts movie actors. Two breakthrough movies. Two mysterious deaths. AND they were father and son??? Things are getting spooky. This week we’re joined by podcast host extraordinaire Adam Peackock, and he’s talking all things Lee….

We’re getting political this week, honey! Comedian and podcast host Nick Turner is a true believer in a theory so controversial, it got Trump banned from Twitter and fired from being president (not actually). Nick’s done some history research, and he…

Do you like music? How about drugs? Bohemian living? Getting crabs from a member of the Mamas and the Papas? Oh boy do we have a fun ep for you this week! Comedy sweetheart Dan Lippert dropped by to discuss the so-called Laurel Canyon Scene of the…

Are you ready for some FOOTBALL!! The unbelievably funny Allison Fields visited the Lizard Lair to discuss her theory about star quarterback and weird diet enjoyer Tom Brady, and boy is it a doozy. Allison thinks that Tommy Boy has been hiding a dark…

Cast your mind back to the year 2003. ‘The Simple Life’ just premiered. Malta has finally joined the European Union. And a coalition of nations is about to invade Iraq, spearheaded by accomplished painter and war criminal George W Bush. What are they…

He’s back, and he’s finished the Fincher movie! Cast your mind back many a year to when Michael Dean first appeared on Lizard People to argue that Ted Cruz killed 5 young people in California and then wrote a bunch of cryptic letters to the cops….

We’re finally doing it! After many long years of this one going around on the internet and in your weird racist uncles email chains, we’re finally covering the theory that George Soros pays people to go out and protest. And boy do we have the perfect…

We got a bonafide author in the house folks! Chris Vola, creator of I Is For Illuminati: An A-Z Guide To Our Paranoid Times stopped by the Lizard Lair to walk us through one of the theories from his book. And boy is it a doozy – Chris has a lot of…

This week it might seem like the government can’t even control an election. But of course, as we’ve learned time and again on this podcast, there are always deeper levels to what the government is actually doing. And this ep we’re joined by the truly…

Alison Stevenson is back to tackle another Halloween conspiracy! This time, we get deep into the nitty gritty nasty truth – that Halloween is just an elaborate plot of Satan’s to feed off the fear of children. Yes, Satan is real. Yes, he eats human…

Truly we are living in the golden age of reality tv. But there’s one show that stands out from the pack for the sheer weirdness of its participants, and it’s built in ticking clock drama. That’s right baby, this week we’re learning what’s really…

The fat lazy cat that America can’t get enough of – yep, we’re talking about Pusheen! Just kidding, read the title, this episode is about Garfield. And we have none other than Garfield-meme-creator and tv writer Joey Clift on the mic to unravel a…

Nobody tell Lin-Manuel that we know!! This week our guest is the truly hilarious Jacquis Neal, and he’s bringing a theory to the table that will shock you to your core. Because thing is, how does a musical about a bastard/orphan/ son of a whore and a…

Or is it pronounced Van Ghraacgh. Anyhoo, have you heard the one about how famous and beloved painter Vincent Van Gogh (from Starry Night and the Doctor Who episode) might have actually been murdered? Podcast producer extraordinaire Gabe Danon has a…

Celebs, they’re just like us! Sometimes they’re approached by a CIA handler who convinces them to carry out covert missions in areas of the world that diplomats can’t access! Or so Drew Spears, comedian and podcast host, would have you think. Drew is…

And we’re back! Ok so what if there were an explanation for why some people commit crimes. And what if the solution also explained why the US crime rates peaked in the 90’s and has been falling ever since? And also, what if it were all the…