We all know The Dating Game! The weird 60s game show that basically invented reality tv, where swingin’ bachelors and bachelorettes ask each other overtly s*xual questions from either side of a screen? But what if that sweet, innocuous game show was…

Ahhh New York! The big apple of the pie that is America! And what’s even more Amerian than apple pie? The Statue of Liberty, of course! But what if there is something sinister underneath that big green cape? Mano Agapion takes a dip in the Lizard…

Prepare yourself to get schooled, because we have a real life professor on this ep and he’s taking us to film academy! Dr. Andrew Scahill stopped by with a freaky deaky theory on where Nicolas Cage gets his unholy acting talent, and on why he seems to…

Science! Religion! Murder! Dune buggies! This episode truly has it all. Comedian/producer/amateur inventor Nicole Villela is on this podcast this week to discuss renaissance man Stanley Meyer and his mysterious death. Did Stanley create a sustainable,…

Tally ho good plebians, we’ve got another royal conspiracy theory on our hands! Absolute sweetheart Cassi Jerkins is back in the Lizard Lair to discuss a theory that was born on Reddit, reared on Twitter, and is now reaching its culmination on our…

The heavyhitters of podcasting are at it again! That’s right, it’s just Katelyn and Alexis this week. Katelyn’s got a HOT theory about Julia Fox! Is she a mastermind? Is she extremely good at marketing? Does she just have an excellent publicitst? Find…

If you’ve ever caught yourself wondering ‘what’s the deal with Mr. Magoo? Why are airplane peanuts so hard to open? And where did Amelia Earhart get her little scarves?’ then this is the episode for you. Our bud Beth Appel is back on the show and…

What’s the deal with Joe Rogan? Is he a bro genius who’s brought knowledge to the masses? An idiot failed actor who capitalized on conspiracy theories for his own selfish gain? Or is he… a government plant whose very existence is a plot to undermine…

Great fruit? More like GRAVE fruit!! It’s the return of our friend Ele Woods, and she’s got a few things about America’s favorite breakfast fruit. Namely, that it’s incredibly weird and inexplicable properties can only be explained by it being a…

It’s a blast from the past this week, because the Havana Syndrome is back in the news! This ep from 2019 was either eerily prescient or total goofballery. You decide, dear listener! In 2016, a group of American diplomats at the US embassy in Cuba got…

It’s the movie that changed horror forever, and made it ok to see inside someone’s nostrils on the big screen. The Blair Witch Project was one of the biggest movies of the 90’s – but what if it wasn’t a movie at all? What if it was actually a genuine…

Yosemite! Bryce Canyon! Petrified Forest! The national parks are often called America’s best idea – acres of untouched land in which visitors can experience true wild nature. Except that that’s all TOTAL BS. Returning fave Patrick McDonald thinks…

Your pals Alexis and Katelyn are just pal-ing around again this ep. And what better time to be with family than at Christmas! In this mini-ish episode, we get into the real story about Santa Claus, aka Saint Nick, aka Kris Kringle, aka Coca-Cola’s…

Ok we had to bring Christiana back because our resident pop music expert (and genius podcast producer) has a take so fiery hot it will bring hundreds of 30-something women to their knees. Christiana thinks that one Taylor Swift, brilliant songwriter…

Hark! Be not afraid, because we have a festive holiday ep coming your way! Our beloved Dave Child is back in the Lizard Lair, and he’s got some pretty crazy ideas about cherubim, seraphim, and all the rest. Dave suspects that the feathery friends that…

Chronic Lyme! It’s less refreshing than it sounds. This week comedy writer Dana Bell stopped by with the inside story of the tick-borne illness that everyone’s talking about. Where did it come from? Why did everyone suddenly start getting it in the…

You ever read the Bible? That thing’s crazy. They’re always talking about big gleaming clouds abducting people, and miraculous cures that are far too advanced for the time, and other futuristic things like extra fish. So it’s not a huge leap of logic…

It’s a Very Special Episode this week folks – we’re just hanging out and having fun! No guest, no theory, no rules. Since Katelyn didn’t book anyone for this week, your two hosts decided to chat about conspiracy theories in the news and bring up some…

It’s that time of year that makes you want to pop a tray of cookies in the oven, snuggle under some blankets, and snort a few lines of nutmeg. Just kidding please don’t do that!! On this episode we’re learning all about how one quaint British tv…

He’s back! That’s right, Stephen King is the subject of an episode once again. And ol Tricky Stevie is being accused… of murder! Or, well, maybe manslaughter. The wildly talented Nikki Osborne is on the ‘cast this week to talk about the theory that…