Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

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What if the government actually did cover something up in Roswell? What if yetis exist and are just really shy? What if super-intelligent lizards are wearing human skin suits, influencing international affairs and recording podcasts? Conspiracy theories are cool because they appeal to our evolved logical human brains and our stupid mammal idiot brains. So join comedian and skeptic Katelyn Hempstead as her brilliant friends try to convince her of these and many other conspiracy theories.

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The Baywatch Theory with Charlie Mihelich and Zach Olsen

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It’s late January so you know what that means – time to hit the beach! We’ve got our buds Zach and Charlie of the delightful podcast Baywatch Watch here to explain a theory so radical, it’ll make you wanna shred some gnar waves. The Bad Boys of…

Gaylor with Jess Svendsgaard

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Taylor Swift. Love her or hate her, she’s pretty much the biggest pop star in the world. And you might think you know everything about her personal life if you’ve ever casually looked at the internet between 2007 and 2023. But if you don’t know…

Bob Marley was Assassinated with Erin Byrne

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We’re back! And we brought our dear bud and hilarious person Erin Byrne with us. Yes that’s right, not even a weird Covid episode from 6 months ago can stop us from sharing the truth with you – the truth about Bob Marley, the CIA, and the complex…

Octopuses are Aliens with Erin Smith

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What’s got 8 legs, a beak, and way too many brains. An octopus of course! Why, what did you think it was?This week we’re talking ‘pus with one of the greatest – comedian and filmmaker Erin Smith. And Erin thinks she may have discovered something…

The Infinity Gene with Michael Dean

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Michael Dean’s back and he’s different. He’s stronger, blonder, and it’s all thanks to a charismatic ‘doctor’ and a pharmaceutical miracle. This week we’re diving into the theory that our friend Michael has discovered some of the deepest truths of the…

New Podcast: Comfort Creatures!

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Hi! Us again! Once again we want to show you a new podcast we’ve been working on. This week, check out Comfort Creatures! Alexis’s new show she hosts with Ella McLeod. It’s a fun, cozy show where Ella and Alexis chat about the animals in our lives,…

New Podcast: The Monster Line!

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Hi we missed you! We’re sorta kinda almost back, but first we have two fun new podcasts to tell you about. This week it’s Katelyn’s new show, The Monster Line! It’s an improv comedy podcast from the geniuses at QCode, hosted by Katelyn and Adal Rifai,…

We’re Just Goofin’ with Erin Byrne

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We warned you! This episode? This episode is just for goofin! Our wonderful friend and guest got the dang coronoa virus so instead of making her do a bunch of mental work, we just had a good ol’ time! We give out some food recs, update you on our…

Vegetables Aren’t Real with Vic Michaelis

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You hear it at the doctor’s office, from your mom, even from bus ads – you’ve GOT to eat your vegetables. But why? Who says? And are vegetables really even a thing?? Our spectacularly funny pal Vic Michaelis stopped by the Lizard Lair to discuss the…

Science Rules! With Katelyn and Alexis

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This week it’s an Alexis and Katelyn extravaganza, as we explore the wonderful world of… science! Why did T-Rexes have such teeny arms? Why are mushrooms so weird? And why is David Attenborough so friggin confident about what apatosaurs sounded…

A Little Lizard Announcement

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Sorry Everyone, no new episode this week because Katelyn’s too brain fogged out due to COVID. Don’t worry, she’s okay! We’ll catch you next week! 

Aliens In Vegas with Katie Plattner

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Everyone loves Vegas, from the sleaziest of professional gamblers to the wholesomest of Midwestern families. But what if Vegas wasn’t just fun for the whole family? What if it was fun for the whole GALAXY. That’s right, artist and all-around very…

April Is The Blood Sacrifice Month with Adam Peacock

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Picture this – you and all your buddies are in a basement slash Little Caesar’s slash Papa John’s slash sacrifice chamber. Sound like a dream come true? Then maybe you should consider a career in Congress! This week our pal Adam Peacock (host of My…

Tarot is Real with Arianna Lenarsky

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Magic is real. At least that’s what returning fave Arianna Lenarsky thinks, and if you listen to this episode you might just end up agreeing. This week we’re doing it a little different – we’re not here to prove or disprove a theory so much as to talk…

Lotteries are Traps for Time Travelers with Rachel Chapman

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If you were a time traveler, what would you do? Kill Hitler? Evacuate Pompei? Or would you go to 2016 and play the winning numbers for the biggest Powerball jackpot ever. If you said the 3rd one, you’re the exact kind of jerk that podcaster and friend…

The Government Is Hiding Sasquatch with Michael McMillian

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The old man of the forest, they call him. The Yeti of the west. That’s right, our friend Michael McMillian is back on the show! And Michael’s talking about none other than Bigfoot, Sasquatch, the Blur Ape. So many have hunted for Sasquatch, and yet…

Bathrooms Are Kinda Weird with Katelyn and Alexis

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It’s another episode where Alexis and Katelyn can finally cut loose and talk about whatever they want to without one of these dang guests who keep showing up to cramp their style. And what is it they want to talk about? Why bathroom stuff, of course!…

The CIA Wrote Wind of Change with DC Pierson

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Serial season one. CIA talent shows. Disco. Train rides to Bucharest. What do all these things have in common? They all come together in a glorious symphony of a theory in this week’s episode, featuring the extremely delightful DC Pierson! DC’s got a…

The Walking Dead is a Documentary with Jacquis Neal

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The year was 1998. Eagle Eye Cherry ruled the airwaves. The first Google doodle was about to drop. And in Delaware, zombies are crawling up from the earth. If that last thing is surprising to you, this episode is going to blow your tiny mind! Listener…

The Dating Game was a CIA Plot with Brian Huskey

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We all know The Dating Game! The weird 60s game show that basically invented reality tv, where swingin’ bachelors and bachelorettes ask each other overtly s*xual questions from either side of a screen? But what if that sweet, innocuous game show was…