Mad Scientists! Friend or foe? Let 1970s lady whisperer and master of the ancient art of Steelkido Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.

Ghosts! Friend or foe? Let 1970s happy-go-lucky ladies’ man Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.

Vampires! Friend or foe? Hang about didn’t we solve this one already? No! We didn’t! So let 1970s legendary scotchologist and monstersplainer Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.

Bog Monsters! Friend or foe? Let 1970s SECOND Greatest Big Game Hunter Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.

Zombies! Friend or foe? Let 1970s monster opposer and fist advocate Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.

Witches! Friend or foe? Let 1970s style icon and branded instant soup connoisseur Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.

Mummies! Friend or foe? Let 1970s creature slapper Roy Steel, owner of Britain’s strongest moustache, be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.

Werewolves! Friend or foe? Let 1970s legendary beast puncher and lady romancer Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.

Vampires! Friend or foe? Let 1970s Monster Hunter extraordinaire and scotch enthusiast Roy Steel be your guide to the most terrorful creatures of the night.

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