Well hello there descriptonaughts, funny seeing you here. You know what’s also funny? Meta horror movie commentary! Which happens to be one of the primary themes of this episode’s movie Scream! How many references can they cram into one movie? A lot it seems. Will you enjoy them or is Scream just another slasher flick…

Awooo and good greetings to you descriptonaughts! Have you ever howled at the moon before? If not, then you should for sure give it a go sometime! It could not go any worse for you then it does for the leading fellow of today’s film, the Wolfman! If that title alone isn’t enough to give…

Pedal to the metal descriptonaughts! Yes that’s right, today we’re looking at a movie about the most famous killer car of all: Christine. You may be thinking to yourself: “that sounds silly!” and you may be right! Or it could be that in the end cars turn out to be the scariest thing of all….

Happy Halloween descriptonaughts! From all of us here at Scaredy Cats we hope that you have yourselves a fantastically fun, amazingly safe, spooky as heck Hallows Eve! For your listening pleasure we have a bonus episode here for you in honor of the best holiday of the year! (That’s right, fight me Christmas.) Please enjoy…

Well hello there descriptonaughts, I didn’t see you standing there. Is that a new haircut? It looks nice. Anyways! Do you like the colour (note proper Canadian spelling) magenta? You do? Well the same unfortunately cannot be said for the poor Gardener family who are the protagonists of our next movie! Well them and one…

Bonjour descriptonaughts! Why bonjour? Because the movie we’re covering today takes place in France! France just hours away from D-Day to be exact. Yes today we are covering the WW2 horror flick Overlord! Does it have zombies? Maybe. Are the zombies more like mutants? Debatable. Do we get to see lots of Nazi’s get their…

What’s up descriptonaughts!? I hope you are all keeping well and sane in this crazy 2020 year. But hey, at least because of Covid you don’t have to attend any cringey rich old people lawn parties right? Unfortunately the same cannot be said for the main character of today’s movie Get Out! How cringey is…

Hello descriptonaughts! Today on Scaredy Cats we’ve recorded for you a very quick little episode on Bones, a movie with Snoop Dog in it! Due to technical difficulties (I’d tell you about it but I’d have to kill you) we had to keep this episode very short. But fear not! We will be back next…

Hello description reading squad! We need a better name for you don’t we? The descricionados? The descripendables? Descripgonauts? …Well, I’ll keep workshopping it. While I do that, we have a brand new episode for you to listen to! That’s right, today (or tonight?) on Scaredy Cats we take a look at the bizarre and oh-so-amusing…

Good day to all you episode description aficionados! Today on Scaredy Cats we take a gander at the movie that forever cemented Egyptian mummy’s as an iconic horror monster. It also features the worlds quickest speed run to true love I’ve ever seen! Seriously these people are crazy. Anyways we hope you enjoy the episode…