Ross and Carrie unwrap a brand new Hasbro edition of the Ouija Board and invite their loved ones to consult with the local spirits. Do they make contact? Does the planchette even move? Does Drew have dandruff? Will Cara finally have that baby?

Ross and Carrie, sick of being moderately gorgeous, take Alex Chiu’s reverse-aging products: Gorgeouspil, Immortality Foot Clamps, and Immortality Rings.

Sydnee and Justin, the hosts of “Sawbones,” take over our show for this rad episode as part of MaxFun’s Great Switcheroo! What is the Mystery Hole? Why does water roll uphill there? Will Sydnee lose her lunch? How much will Justin spend at the gift shop?

After months of anticipation, Ross and Carrie attend the Self Realization Fellowship Convocation, where they learn to meditate better, chant for hours at a time, try to get surly strangers to smile, and fight with oranges.

Ross and Carrie immerse themselves in the Self Realization Fellowship, an eastern-inspired religion that urges little eating, little sleeping, and lots of meditation. Can Carrie and Ross survive in a group where “restlessness of mind” is a cardinal sin?

By popular request, we delve into the smelly enterprise of essential oils. Listen as we use stinky goo to treat Carrie’s headaches and broken arm, Ross’s acne and sore shoulder, and elite special guest star and comedian Drew Spears’s his cerebral palsy.

Ross and Carrie drink the latest innovation in meal replacement technology: Soylent. And no, it’s not people. And no, it’s also not soy. Find out what’s in there, what it tastes like, and just how much it can make you fart.

It’s our first live episode, ever! Hear about our psychic kids workshop with famous medium James Van Praagh, who guides us in relaying messages from the dead and using our poop chutes. Special guest star: Ross’s son, Andrew Blocher!

Ross and Carrie try out the “Flex Belt,” an Electrical Muscle Stimulation (EMS) device, also known as a belt that shocks your ab muscles into flexing, thereby making you ripped, or so the theory goes. Will Ross and Carrie be the new American Gladiators?

Ross and Carrie get sick, turn to Christian Science for help, and learn more about the religion, like how Mary Baker Eddy, the discoverer and founder of Christian Science, kinda sorta maybe a little stole the whole thing. And MAXFUNWEEK pandemonium!