Ross and Carrie rectify their rectums by hand pumping old, weak coffee into their butts with the Implant-O-Rama, the DIY device for colonic irrigation. Is this show just Jackass, now? You decide.

Ross and Carrie forgo their usual morning routines in favor of Bulletproof Coffee, which promises to improve their energy, focus, fat-burning, productivity, and emotional stability.

Ross and Carrie welcome Alice Greczyn, author of the memoir Wayward: Spiritual Warfare and Sexual Purity. They discuss purity culture, revival “miracles,” and the psychological burdens of writing a memoir.

Carrie examines Republican Senate nominee Herschel Walker’s debated mental health diagnosis in a live talk at Grey Faction 2022. Then Ross and Carrie discuss related issues, including lunch.

Ross and Carrie imbibe Magic Mind, a special morning blend of nootropics and adaptogens to make them super-workers with tremendous output. For the low price of way too much, they enjoy a beverage Carrie calls “better than pee” and measure their results.

Carrie and Ross ponder Reverend John Shepherd’s stern warning that the end is coming any day now (in 1994). Plus, one of their favorite movies is finally available for download, and Alex Jones is available for takedown.

Back at John Edward’s psychic medium event, Ross pays extra for a personal message from the great beyond, and another Q and A session. Plus, he and Carrie reflect on why pretending to talked to your dead loved one is so messed up.

Ross and Carrie meet musician Sarah Jickling, who taught young students how to spot early and late symptoms of psychosis, sleep paralysis, and other psychological anomalies. Plus, she shares why bipolar artists may resist diagnosis and treatment.

Ross slows down a few psychic readings by John Edward, dissecting the medium’s old-school reading methods and idiosyncratic style. Plus, a global message to everyone who has ever lost a loved one: every single one of them is FINE. Please stop asking!

Ross attends an event with psychic medium John Edward who, decades into his career, demonstrate classic cold reading techniques and uncanny verbal footwork. Plus, a Little Buddha film review and paranormal mail from… Disney Animation?