Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

The Royals Are Frankensteins with Todd and Jessica McClintock

Our dear friends are back in the Lizard Lair, and they’ve got an extra spooky conspiracy theory for you! Todd and Jessica McClintock make a triumphant return to tell us all about the British royal family and their reanimation shenanigans. They suspect…

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The Cold Vaccine with Kathy Yamamoto

We’ve got vaccines for polio, and mumps, and Covid-19, and even something called Hib (seriously, look it up). So why on earth don’t we have a vaccine for the common cold? What are these scientists even doing all day?? The exceptionally funny Kathy…

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Avril Lavigne’s Clone with Christiana Morgenroth

She was a pop punk princess at the top of the world with a #1 album. She was a clone of that pop punk princess who was grown in a vat in Canada. Can we make it any more obvious??? This week we’re getting into a new take on the theory that Avril…

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Krabby Patties are Made of Crab with Justin and Joey

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? And could they be… a cannibal? The Everything Reviewed boys are back with a theory so dark, so disturbing, that it just might ruin your childhood. See, Joey and Justin think that Mr. Krab’s famous sandwiches…

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Stephen King Is A European Ghost with Joey Clift

The spooky season is upon us, and it’s time we finally discuss the well-known and well-supported theory that the world’s most famous horror writer is himself a ghost. But not just any ghost. No, today we’re getting into the theory that Stephen King is…

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The Assassination of John Lennon with Yaki Margulies

We’re back baby! Hope everyone had a great summer because it’s time to talk about assassination and the Deep State. Friend of the show Yaki Margulies has returned to tell us all about the mysterious murder of John Lennon, and its possible ties to that…

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Universal’s King Kong Scam with Justin Michael

It’s the last ep of the season before we take our summer break, and boy is it some beachy fun! Our longtime friend and first time guest Justin Michael stopped by the Lizard Lair to explain all about the sneaky things Universal Studios did to introduce…

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Jane Austen Invented Game Theory with Mia Schauffler and Allie Jennings

If you hear the words ‘Game Theory’ and picture a bunch of old dudes in glasses at Princeton talking about Soviet subs, you are a blind fool. The ideas behind game theory were only called game theory in the mid-20th century. But they’ve been around…

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The Electric Universe Theory with Ben Dietzel

Are you ready to get EXCITED about SCIENCE??? Our dear friend Ben Dietzel is back on the podcast, and this time he’s finally, definitely, for sure figured out what’s going on with the earth. And actually the whole universe. Ben’s got a bee in his…

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Lesbians Were Invented By The CIA with Anna Salinas

Lesbians! You know em, you love em, you are em. But what if we told you that lesbians were actually an invention of the Central Intelligence Agency? What if you were to learn that the very existence of lesbians is an elaborate scam dating back…

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