Watch out for your toes on this one, you might lose a few! Also, living in your own haunted house is, in fact, free content.

Imagine the wild wild west, but in the Appalachians, but with a wolf infestation. Also, ooOOOooooo here comes the creepy Walmart pants!

Please I don’t want some little ghost, crotch goblin touching my face at night. Plus, we love Dolly Parton in this house hold, but why are there people on the roof??

This is the longest RUNNING hotel, no one come for Zoe please. Also, this is the best SMALL TOWN bar in all of Alaska, no one come for Katie please.

When ghosts haunt places they have never been before, that’s a no from us dog. Also, how does one playfully throw a plate???

Are you from Mississippi…? Also wtf is going on in New Haven- I mean New Hampshire?

This one simple trick Catholic priests HATE to get possesses. Also, yeah I would hate Halloween too if I got possessed.

Do the drapes match the carpet? You’re gonna learn today kids! Also, boobs… that is all.

No Forced Birth Don’t turn to WebMD to diagnose your headache with cancer, turn to the ✨stars and planets ✨. Also, Poseidon daddy needs to chill and go to therapy to start his personal growth of healing.

Anyone who wants this print in their house is literally bat shit crazy *cough cough*. Also, spoiler alert: everyone dies. Someone count how many people die in this and let us know LMAO.