We are seriously convinced that Nostradamus is on the writing team for the Simpsons. Shits be wild!
Read MoreThis car killed so many people and its literally not in the ways you’re thinking. Additionally, bigger the bed, the bigger the fuckin… wait.. yeah.
Read MoreEven though Hawaii has small islands, it has some big, spooky hauntings in our hearts. Also, we’ve discovered something that makes Zoe uncomfortable: frozen people.
Read More*Sorry for the bad audio quality, still in between moves right now. Thank you for your patience! – Katie* Nothing screams castle quite like a porno shot on the property. Also, can we please stop building forts out of wood to just be burned down??
Read MoreA cryptid so scary, so horrifying that Katie might be allergic to it. Also, don’t be fooled its just a narwhal, cat fish, sturgeon, and snake all getting together to have a baby 🙂
Read MoreStrap in kiddos because you’re going to learn what weighs 60,000 lbs and goes boom… and its, surprisingly, not your mother lol.
Read MoreWhat is it? Is it a pharmacopeia? Is it a medieval Hebrew book of random info sprinkled with some naked ladies? Is it some dude’s D&D book? Tune in to find out!
Read MoreStrap in boys, girls, and fellow tax payers. Starting off we got some MAAAAAAAD tea about Wizards of the Coast. Followed by Zoe’s account of “When Clowns Attack”… She’s afraid of clowns, why the hell she pick this topic??
Read MoreYou know sometimes we think aliens are harassing people just for funsies. Also, you wanna buy a 5 million dollar house that’s covered in aliens? Just bring your samurai sword.
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