Between a reptilian man and a evil hag that rides people in their sleep, I don’t think I ever want to visit SC. Also, what so great about dumb ol’ Texas anyways?

Even in the afterlife, some people just refuse to wear shoes. Also, ROTISSERIE HOT DOG GHOST MAKES A COME BACK!

Hang on to your butts because you’re gonna learn about GRAPES.. like actual grapes.. just a little bit. Also, this place needs to be shut down IMMEDIATELY.

If you wanna know how to escape a prison, the spooky ladies got you on this one. Also, the monarchs just wanna… chill… in this castle. Get it?? HAHA its a JOKE!

Its a bird! Its a plane! No its a flying d*ldo! Also, this is gonna be the biggest tic tac you’ve ever seen.

Watch out for your toes on this one, you might lose a few! Also, living in your own haunted house is, in fact, free content.

Imagine the wild wild west, but in the Appalachians, but with a wolf infestation. Also, ooOOOooooo here comes the creepy Walmart pants!

Please I don’t want some little ghost, crotch goblin touching my face at night. Plus, we love Dolly Parton in this house hold, but why are there people on the roof??

This is the longest RUNNING hotel, no one come for Zoe please. Also, this is the best SMALL TOWN bar in all of Alaska, no one come for Katie please.

When ghosts haunt places they have never been before, that’s a no from us dog. Also, how does one playfully throw a plate???