The take away here? Don't get in ANY vehicle with a Kennedy.

We are seriously convinced that Nostradamus is on the writing team for the Simpsons. Shits be wild!

This car killed so many people and its literally not in the ways you’re thinking. Additionally, bigger the bed, the bigger the fuckin… wait.. yeah.

Even though Hawaii has small islands, it has some big, spooky hauntings in our hearts. Also, we’ve discovered something that makes Zoe uncomfortable: frozen people.

*Sorry for the bad audio quality, still in between moves right now. Thank you for your patience! – Katie* Nothing screams castle quite like a porno shot on the property. Also, can we please stop building forts out of wood to just be burned down??

A cryptid so scary, so horrifying that Katie might be allergic to it. Also, don’t be fooled its just a narwhal, cat fish, sturgeon, and snake all getting together to have a baby 🙂

Strap in kiddos because you’re going to learn what weighs 60,000 lbs and goes boom… and its, surprisingly, not your mother lol.

What is it? Is it a pharmacopeia? Is it a medieval Hebrew book of random info sprinkled with some naked ladies? Is it some dude’s D&D book? Tune in to find out!

Strap in boys, girls, and fellow tax payers. Starting off we got some MAAAAAAAD tea about Wizards of the Coast. Followed by Zoe’s account of “When Clowns Attack”… She’s afraid of clowns, why the hell she pick this topic??

You know sometimes we think aliens are harassing people just for funsies. Also, you wanna buy a 5 million dollar house that’s covered in aliens? Just bring your samurai sword.